by Macsignals on Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:39 pm
Some of these may be incorrect since I couldn't keep up (we're hiring a court stenographer next time). Anyone else feel free to post and add in!!
- Larry: I'll be with Ryan, I can always throw him down and run.
- Larry: "Why would you drive across New Philly to take a dump?" Ian A: "It's a two minute drive, why not?!?!" Larry: "Well it depends whose driving." Ian A: "Me so one minute."
- Randy: "Why do you do Tough Mudder?" Phil: "He has to hide the bodies somewhere!!!"
- Larry: That was like the worst porno ever."
- Someone: "I wouldn't grow that mustache like that." Larry: "It tickles."
- Someone: "Don't worry Nick wasn't the only one to get off of a diesel train covered in soot."
- Larry: "I accidentally bought the entire city of Pontiac."
- Randy, to Nick: "I know of a controller in New Philly that didn't work after you were in it."
- Phil: "I don't know why you're crying I have to walk out of the woods all by myself."
- Larry: "Looks like there's already Siemens on the fire pit."
- Larry on the topic of a 55 gallon gas drum in a truck bed: "Have you seen the cars he works on? That would be an improvement!"
- Ian A: "I'll get my tools." Larry: "I don't want to see your tool." Randy: "That's funny I don't think he offered!"
- Larry: "Nick don't get married this year it will be my third one this year." Nick: "Who says you're invited?!?"
- Randy to Larry: "More importantly where the [*GENTLY EMBRACE*] did you hear Hooft-Poofty?"
- Throughout the night: "Cahonies, Cajonies, Canoli, Calamari, Cockaharie"
- Jay: "How long can we keep him (Larry) driving around Kingston?"
- Phil: "What's that screaming? It's not the signals there's someone in the garage."
- Jersey Chris at Larry: "Redefining the boundaries of caucasian."
- Jerry laughing: "Larry you have so much information about porn."
- Larry: "I don't get that reference I'm not that nerdy."
- Nick: "What happened to your girlfriend at Joe's wedding?" Randy: "The cops want to know the same thing!"
- Larry: "I thought Miley was hot before she cut her hair off." Nick: "Larry, she was 16." Ian A: "Womp, womp."
- Larry: "It took me more than 90 minutes." Steve: "You walked!"
- Larry: "I'm not touching my phone at the moment?" Randy: "What are you touching?"
- Larry on Monopoly: "I was always the iron so I could make the iron sounds around the board." Randy: "Yeah well someone had to iron those suits."
- Larry: "Murder, oh that's different than arson."
- Phil: "Is that movie Hostage a documentary?"
- Jerry: "Every group has to have its mass murderer and arsonist."
- Larry: "Why does everyone joke I'm a murderer?"
Ian A.
Levittown, PA
STF's Official Unofficial Stunt Driver
"More importantly where the #*<{ did you hear hoofty poofty?!?"
